WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Friday, May 13, 2005

Hmm kay. Season's almost over with 1 match remaining. But compared to the past few years where our seasons were already over by Christmas, this year should be hailed as something of a miracle. Here i present to you the top 5 positives of this season.

1) Paul Robinson.
2)Paul Robinson.
3)Paul Robinson.
4)Paul Robinson.
5)Paul Robinson.

and it goes on for about 49232 times. no seriously. ROBBOCOP is DA MAN. defoe doesnt even come close. How many times have i first cringed my eyes before crying out in joy for robinson to make a save he had no right to. Without him, no way would we still be in contention for Europe at this stage. And what's more, he's a true Yid. Tottenham No.1. England No.1.

and the top 5 fook you of this season.

5) Jacques Santini. Was hailed as the saviour of tottenham hotspur. Saviour my arse. But credit when it's due this guy really did made our defence a mean son of a bitch. However, the way we played was B-O-R-I-N-G. Transformed our style of football into the likes of the mercenaries over at Bolton or Southampton. Fooked off halfway into the season claiming citing his inability to get use to life at London. Nevermind he was being paid a godly wage compared to the job as France manager (less than 5k a week) but good riddance nonetheless. Paved the way nicely for Jol.

4) SCBC. Why SCBC, you might ask. AFter the fluke of a season when they finished in the top half(surprise) and managed to qualify for some cup, that little success obviously went over the heads of most fans who then declared themselves to be a 'big club'. Fuck, we even got scammed for 8.1 million for the shit that's Dean fooking Richards. But oh well he's finally retired after two years overdue after collecting his big week by doing shit on the bench. Hmm let's take a look at them this season..ahHAHAHAH..AHAHAH.A.FOOK OFFF another season messin with relegation. wow like was totally unexpected was it. Although they did provide us with a few laughs, like beating liverpool at the dell. We loaned you Davenport and Redknapp but that couldnt cover the shitness that was prevailing the entire squad. TRIVIA : Peter 'Crotch' Crouch used to be a tottenham reject. He wasn't too far off STephen carr for 'improving' his career by moving to Southampton :)

3) Stephen CArr: How are you doing :))))

2) Everton: Everton 0-14 Milan next season. It's all lining up perfectly already.

1) Newcastle United: Never forgave them for the fluky goal they scored against us in the Semi after us dominating the entire match. But i must admit it's kinda fun watching Souness leaving his trail of destruction to..just about every match he's ever managed. How blackburn must be thanking their gods they got rid of him fast. filled with hooligans like Bellamy, Dyer, Bowyer and supposed 'young talents' like viana, milner, and jenas. Oh, and Stephen Carr. They must have the shittiest chairman in the entire league with a transfer fund that decreases in every weekend report. Boumsong 8 fucking million kill me plz. And thanks for the 6 points this season :)

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