WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Friday, October 28, 2005

Three fat Gooners standing in the wall,
Three fat Gooners standing in the wall
And if one Paul Gascoigne should bend it round the wall
There'll be one sick Seaman standing in the goal

this one is better...

(to The Wall – Pink Floyd)
¯We dont need no drunken drivers,
No baggage stealers in our team,
No lying Judas or cocaine dealers
Wenger leave those kids alone
HEY WENGER,LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE,
all in all your just another prick from Arsenal.

now go out and fucking beat them.

[ kyrre ] | 9:43 AM | Comment(s)

Sunday, October 09, 2005

another fucked up dream.

In this one i was something like an assistant to a crime reporter investigating crimes around the neighbourhood. so we were in this house that a murder was just committed, i dont know why or how but we were waiting for the police. As we were walking from one room to another she suddendly pointed to a very super wudi large guitar case. She motioned me over and started to open. it was really freaking huge, and after we open we found ANOTHER guitar case inside it. and then after she opened it was anotehr guitar case. i remmeber her telling me 'why did he need such a huge guitar case for?' anyway there was guitar cases within guitar cases and when we were down to the last one she opened it and i scared so i looked away. then she suddendly looked up and looked SOOOOOO frightened and ran out of the room. i stood there stunned. i still didnt know what was inside because it was not facing me. but suddendly i felt damn scared myself and felt like i had to get the hell out of there. so i faster ran out after her and told her we should go, she told me admist her screamings 'no use, he;'s already here'. wtf. i ran back to the room utterly petrified, it was like waiting for death. then i looked at the window, it was not locked. so i dunno why but i just reached for the window and opened it and tried to climb out of it. this was how i remmeber so clearly we were on the 2nd floor, so the distance isnt huge. as i was climbing out it was asif she knew wat i was trying to do and kept screaming 'too late, too late'. i was FUCKING SCARED at that point and just sort of like slip my body down. you know in some hdb flats there's a huge ledge or somehting in between stories. somehow and I don;t know how, as i slip down i managed to somehow hold onto the thin ledge in between the ground and the 2nd storey using only my 10 fingers. as i looked down there were like 4 guys passing by and chatting. i didnt know them. i called out to them for help(while hands still on the ledge) and they looked up and were laughing. completley oblivious to my situation. anyway i said something like 'if you dont wnana help it's fine' and jumped down. unhurt. that seem to somehow piss them off and THEY start chasing after me. i ran and ran and they caught up after me. i struggled away and ran again, they caught up again. this happened quite a few times. all this while i rmemeber they were constantly laughing. somehting like torturing me. didnt stop me from running away but the speed they chased after me was like a race between a car and a human. anyway. after a few times this happen i dont know what happen but the dream like resetted itself at the point again where i was hanging by the ledge. suddendly i was at that ledge again. i looked down, seeing the 4 guys passing by again. For some reason, I REMEMBERED what happened previously before, meaning i remembered how the 4 guys went after me also. This time i didnt call out to them for help, but there was this huge construction pillar or something quite near me. i jumped and hug on to that almost jackie chan style. and i landed unhurt. again. so i started running. i could feel they were onto me again, but this time i had a big big lead over them. for some reason i remembered it was raining at that point. i ran and ran and ran and ran until i forgot how much i ran. i passed by a field when i suddendly saw one of my secondary school classmate there playing soccer. wtf. i told him that if someone asked for me say no. he say ok. i remeber all throughout that conversation i didnt stop running. suddendly, i was the busstop near my house. there was people. walking. for the first time in that dream i felt safe. but not quite. because all throughout i felt like i was a fugutive. one of the last few things i remember was what should i do now. i certainly couldnt go home because whoever or whatever it was hunting for me. i was totally drenched and peniless and didnt know what to do. the feeling was like being a sole survivor in a war. And then i woke up.

[ kyrre ] | 3:58 AM | Comment(s)

Saturday, October 08, 2005

他轻轻抚挲枪杆，叹道：“铁枪生锈了。这枪
好久没用啦。”王妃温言道：“请您别动这枪。
”杨铁心道：“为甚么？”王妃道：
“这是我最宝贵的东西。”

   杨铁心涩然道：“是吗？”顿了一顿，又道：“铁枪本有一对，现下只剩下一
根了。”王妃道：“甚么？”杨铁心不答，把铁枪挂回墙头，向枪旁的一张破犁注
视片刻，说道：“犁头损啦，明儿叫东村张木儿加一斤半铁，打一打。”王妃听了
这话，全身颤动，半晌说不出话来，凝目瞧着杨铁心，道：“你……你说甚么？”
杨铁心缓缓的道：“我说犁头损啦，明儿叫东村的张木儿加一斤半铁，打一打。”


gets me every time.

[ kyrre ] | 8:17 AM | Comment(s)

wtf, bloody no appetite nowadays, cant seem to swallow anything especially rice. spent half an hour on four spoons, lawls. have to forcibily swallow every shit i put in, wtf? And just thinking about food now makes my stomach gurgle and WANTTOPUKE.

JUDD : MAN FUCK YUO MAN IT'S MY JUNGLE HAY MAN GET OUT OF MY JUNGLE

MAN.

[ kyrre ] | 7:03 AM | Comment(s)

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Some Interesting Facts about Tottenham Hotspur

FACT No 1. Tottenham are the BIGGEST entity in the universe. In fact, they are SO BIG that the rules of physics do not apply to them. They are so massive that that light actually bends as it approaches White hart Lane. When Stephen Hawking launched his book “A Brief History of Time” he spent six hours explaining his theory about “Big Bang”. At the end of the lecture a Spurs supporter stood up and said “Yeah, great theory mate, but what about the Spurs chances in Europe this season”

At this point Hawking knew that he had been rumbled, he faked a coronary and his speech synthesizer spontaneously self combusted.

Albert Einstein was a Spurs Supporter and so was his mum. Oppenheimer (who led the Manhattan Project to develop the A-Bomb) suggested to Eisenhower that it would be cheaper to just write “Come on you Spurs” on an empty bomb case and drop that on Japan, but soon realised that Spurs are SOOOO BIG that it would totally devastate the entire Pacific Rim region and turn the whole of Japan into a small piece of rock the size of a doughnut.

FACT No 2. Tottenham are the best club in the World – EVER. Spurs are such a great club that there is actually a waiting list to become a supporter. Some poorer families from East London and Essex have been waiting for over five generations just to buy a Spurs scarf. Famous Spurs Supporters include The Dalai Lama, Mahatma Ghandi, President Clinton, Catherine the Great, Rupert the Bear, Chas and Dave, Elvis Presley, Nanook of the North, the Vienna Boys Choir, Jesus Christ, Charlotte Church, Homer Simpson, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Hirohito of Japan and Teddy Sheringham.

FACT No 3. Tottenham have won every cup, trophy and competition, in every country for the last 250 years. They have 143 FA Cups, 215 Scudettos, 153 Copa del Reys, 215 League Championships, 29 Milk Cups and 217 Egg cups. They do this by wearing another teams colours, theatrical make up and padding. In last seasons European Cup Liverpool were losing 3-0 at half time so Rafa Benitez swapped his entire squad for Tottenham Reserves wearing Stevie Gerrard masks – the rest is history. Other famous Tottenham victories include The Battle of Waterloo, The Battle of Trafalgar, World War 2, Stalingrad, The Wesfalian Pumpernickel Wars, The Battle of Jenkins Ear and Grimsby. Arsenal only built Ashburton Grove so that Spurs can use Highbury as their trophy cabinet.

Tottenham play World Cup football under the alias of “Brasil” and they have won it over 5 times!!

In the 70’s, Tottenham won the Tour de France for five consecutive years – on a unicycle!!!

FACT No 4. Every professional footballer has a clause in their contract that allows them to sign for Spurs at a moments notice, even if they are in the middle of a game. This allows other lesser teams such as West Ham, Man Utd, Chelsea, Real Madrid and Derby to act as “feeder” clubs to the mega-club that is Spurs. Pele, Maradona, van Basten, Cruyff, Best and Keegan are just some of the names that have failed to make the cut and become Spurs players

FACT No 5 White Hart Lane has a seating capacity of 513,000 and it’s SOOOO BIG that if you buy the cheapest ticket in the stadium, you will have to catch a plane to the Falkland Islands to reach your seat. White Hart Lane is a World Heritage Site, mangos and bananas grow on the trees and naked handmaidens massage you with exotic oils as you watch Spurs defeat all that dare to play them.

FACT No 6 Spurs fans are taller, better looking, more popular and more intelligent than any other team’s supporters. They have bigger schlongs and can satisfy hundreds of women without even pausing for a break. Even a baby born to just one Spurs parent has an IQ of 276 just 10 minutes after being born. Many consider Michelangelo’s “David” to be the world’s foremost example of homoerotic art. It’s not. It is actually the minimum standard required to be allowed entrance to White Hart Lane.

[ kyrre ] | 7:33 AM | Comment(s)

Sunday, October 02, 2005

FUCK DARREN BENT AND CHARLTON, SHIT TEAM SHIT FANS SHIT PLAYERS SHIT MANAGERS!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARROGANT CUNT~~~~~~ 2-0 DOWN THERE HAPPY HAPPY~~~ DIDNT SAW THAT COMING AT ALL DID YA

[ kyrre ] | 3:56 AM | Comment(s)

Saturday, October 01, 2005

WHAT THE FUCK IS A PICK

Survivor fever is back on!! I'm so totally rooting for NAKUM, because they seem to be generally less annoying as a tribe, and they dont have that pompous fucker Gary 'landscaper' Hawkins! I don't get it, why does that twat thinks he's gonna be ousted as soon as his real identity as a third grade NFL QB is revealed ? Athleticism ? don't kid me, got owned in the challenges and someone like Judd would eat him up for breakfast..and then spit out the parts he didnt like.

I can;'t stand Judd either, ungrateful piece of lard actually talked Margaret behind her back after she saved his ass from dehydration. Would it be comedy if he had jumped right down into the river onto a crocodile..now that would be messy. Rafe, who prefers to devour termites instead of cooked corn, whatever his preference man. Lydia thinks she's safe as long she keeps delivering fish her tribe..fat hope! I damn fucking want her to be booted next episode man. Shit..i'm totally talking like Judd already...man. And Brianna is kinda cute in the 'helpless' way, too bad her 'best' was standing like a fucking statue during the challenge....goodbye :(

Favourites: Stephanie, Blake and Danni. That spiky branch that fell on Blake..fooking ouch. And Cindy is damn cute.

Stephanie..you go girl!!!

well, i dunno. i'll leave this one to yours imagination.

[ kyrre ] | 9:34 PM | Comment(s)

Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
I just want to fly
Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks it to the bone

Maybe I just want to fly
I want to live I don't want to die
Maybe I just want to breath
Maybe I just don't believe
Maybe you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
I just want to fly
Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks it to the bone

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I want to be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever
We're gonna live forever
Gonna live forever
Live forever
Forever

[ kyrre ] | 3:42 AM | Comment(s)

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